I think I’ll keep you amused while I’m waiting. I’ll tell you about this guy I’m sure we’ve all run across.

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.’
Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.’
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, ‘Mister manager, I am ready’
The manager said, ‘Go ahead.’
Mujibar said, ‘The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, ‘Yellow‘, this is Mujibar.’
Mujibar now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.

Oh yes, I’ve spoken to him! I wasn’t very happy about it either!!!
Come to think of it, I think I’ve spoken to his whole family!!!
PS…I haven’t had any house-guests yet either and I’m excited!
Joy, if I ask my postal carrier to double check one more time, I think he’s gonna hit me.
Haha!
So true, Ally! So true!
I thought you’d get a kick out of that, Josh
Doesn’t Mujibar work for Bank of America?
LOL, no, I don’t think so. But his cousin Jabar does, come to think of it!
No, no, no!! He and his entire village work for Verizon On Line Services, I tell you!! I know! I’ve spent several days talking AT them!!!!
Yuck yuck yuck!!!!1
You’re kidding! I thought his name was “Kevin” and he worked in Nebraska!
Just for fun, ask to speak to his manager and see if your call gets disconnected. The phone lines in Nebraska are really undependable.
I’ve talked to him…and you know when I’ve talked to him after I’ve pushed the friggin ENGLISH button. Now how does that work?? I try 1 again…the guys flippin brother then picks up the phone…WTF? I’m pretty sure the whole family of 20 works there.
how many phone lines can you run through a tent anyhow. They got a whole flipping Apac set up there.
LOL! At first I thought you were going to tell me he was from Nigeria and had inherited a small fortune. Now I hear these call center people are taking orders at McDonalds? WTF.
That’s funny!
HA!!!! Oh ya I’ve talked to him for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great one Allison…I’m surprise Philip isn’t there yet. He went out last Friday. Hmmm I wonder how long it takes?? Maybe he decided to stop along the way to site see…he is kinda a putz.