Archive for September, 2008

First, I’d like to declare my love of Mother Earth (just so there are no misunderstandings later).  The “green” movement really irks me.  I mean, really twists my gut out of rage.  I want to line up all the idiot green freaks and slap the shit out of them for being nothing more than cattle.

That’s right.  That’s exactly what 99% of them are.  They have been so hyped by the media green thing, that they are no longer questioning what the hell they’re doing.  All they know is that “green is in” and so there they follow.  Bah!  You bunch of sniveling jerks!  Do you even know what green is?  What it stands for?  What is expected of you when you go green?  Hell no.  You didn’t do your homework.

I’m not saying that green is mean.  Or wrong.  Or even untrustworthy.  What I am saying, is that green was probably invented by liberal, tree hugging, earth kissing schizophrenics who one day got together and decided to form a club.  And the rest of the idiots, being cattle-like, just jumped on the bandwagon and followed suit…because it was the “in” thing to do.

Where’s the guts and glory in following blindly?  There’s none.  So, just because I’m contrary and I don’t want to be sheep or cattle, I shun the green movement.  Stay away from me, all you weirdo greenies!


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Out of Commission

Three weeks ago my stupid dog tripped me and I did a little jig and fell hard across my desk.  Stupid, I know, but it cracked a rib and let me just say that the pain involved is right up there with childbirth.  I’m still hurting and unable to do the most mundane things like breathing, walking, bending, and the like.

Needless to say, I haven’t been doing much of anything especially not writing because believe it or not, it hurts to type.  Hell, it hurts to do anything at all!  Note to Self:  Avoid cracked ribs at all costs.

Back to the present:  Halloween isn’t too far off and it always brings to mind all the childish pranks we used to pull as kids.  Some of them were truly evil.  So, I’m putting together a list of 100 pranks I can remember.  Some I pulled myself, some I participated in, and others I had no part in.  Really.  I didn’t.  I was merely an innocent bystander.  I’m still working on that so that will be my next post.  Oh!  And I got a hold of the DNC agenda, so I’ll post that as well.

Until next time…. sign me off as one great big Owie.

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