Maybe I’m going a bit overboard with Meme’s, but I found this one over at Queen Bitch’s place, and I couldn’t resist. So…
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Michelle Obama. The woman totally irks me, so that was a no-brainer.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who will it be?
Britney Spears. Can’t stand her music, can’t stand her, can’t stand the way she behaves.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
What’s her face… Nancy Pelosi. Ick!
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Swiss. It’s holey. ha ha
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich will you eat?
Lobster, caviar, jalopenos, tomatoes, butter, with salt and pepper on a sesame seed bun.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Definitely Nicolas Cage. Not that he’s super good looking, but there’s something about him….
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice, who will it be?
Uhm…. music huh? Well… uhm, geez, I don’t know. There’s not a single person I can think of at the moment. I’m not really into celebrities, ya know?
8. Now that you’ve slept with two people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
A new hair cut. Something quirky and fun, and totally out of character for me.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
New Zealand!
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
Coke.
11. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
The Middle Ages because I’d totally love to snag me a dark knight.
12. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No back-stabbing under penalty of death.
13. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it?
Do a Good Deed Chain Event. First person who fails to do a really good deed within 20 minutes gets sent to Detroit.
14. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.
15. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, what do you do?
After screaming my head off… I’d probably say, “Hello? I’m trying to sleep here. Shoo!”
16. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Grab my doggies and run. Then I’d call emergency. Then I’d be mad as hell for losing all my treasured books in the fire.
17. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Plead for mercy to gain an extra hour. Then I’d probably try to negotiate my next destination and accommodations once I got there.
18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whats even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
Definitely telepathy. Although telekinesis would be awesome, too.
19. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I would go back to when I was dating Paul, and give him a resounding NO!
20. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
When my Grandmother became ill and passed away.
21. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out you can move anywhere. Where are you going?
Barbados
22. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
I don’t do bars, but it would probably have to be Joe’s down in Key West.
23. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question… If you did, then we’ll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like “Check it out I can FLY!?”
Becky’s house. Nobody else would care, more than likely.
24. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Katherine Hepburn. Love that woman! She’s my hero and role model.
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